Toasts for all occasions

Toasts to help you with the holiday or other occasions

Funny
"Here's to you and here's to me,
Friends may we always be!
But, if by chance we disagree,
Up yours! Here's to me!"


“May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.”

”ay misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
But never catch up”

“As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.”

Emotional
"May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past."

“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.”

“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.”

Profound“
I wish for you a life of wealth, health and happiness; a life in which you give yourself the gift of patience, the virtue of reason, the value of knowledge, and the influence of faith in your own ability to dream about and achieve worthy rewards.” – Jim Rohn

“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.”

"May neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."

“May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far."

“Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.”Ann Landers

“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.”
George Washington Carver

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
Albert Einstein

“If you concentrate on finding whatever is good in every situation, you will discover that your life will suddenly be filled with gratitude, a feeling that nurtures the soul.”Rabbi Harold Kushner

“Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!”Allison Gappa Bottke

Success“
To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart.”
Thomas Watson

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
Albert Schweitzer

“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.”Tommy Lasorda

“The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?”Ayn Rand

“Winners never quit and quitters never win.”Vince Lombardi

“There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.”Christopher Morley

Health
"May you live as long as you like,
And have all you like as long as you live."

Wine“
Here's to wine, wit and wisdom -- wine
Enough to sharpen wit; wit enough to
Give zest to wine and wisdom enough
To know when we have had enough.”
lowe, 1910.

“Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”
-Ernest Hemingway

“Wine improves with age, the older I get the better I like it”

“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance”
-Benjamin Franklin

"Everything tastes better with wine."-Decant Wine Events

Christmas“
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other”

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”W. T. Ellis